Hello!
 

I've just moved in next door, and I was wondering if I could borrow some Nescafe

hello there Watson

sorry, i don't drink coffee :D

Oh how nice i was just about to go over and bring salt, bread and a .45 in case i wouldnt like you.

I was wonderin if I cud borrow some broooowwn shuugar?

hi there can i borrow a mug of sugar

Lets mug him!

Sorry - i shot yer dog

Oh you killed the other ? I was driving over the first then setting backwards so i could catch the cat aswell.

Sorry btw ..

Oh and sorry for the bird i fed with rat toxin i really thought it was regular pet food.