Two Hunters
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?" |
lol, already read this one tho but its a good one
hunters r soo smart arent they 8) |
nooooo!!!!! 8-O
they could have saved the guy :( |
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Azuth, time for 'snus' soon lol :D
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HAR HAR
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LOL
LOL :=)
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:=) :=) :=)
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:)
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does anyone else have some jokes?
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roflmao :D
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Funneh :D
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Two muffins sitting in an oven
First muffin "Wooo sure is hot in here" Second muffin "AAAHH OH MY GOD!! A TALKING MUFFIN!! AAAHH" |
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