Def2K ...
 

Let's take a poll here and determine how many times Def2K had sex in his life.

heh, it seems we think alike about Def2k ;)

hehe, sure does! :D

was there really any doubt?

no, we are all pretty convinced
maybe z3n can give us more insights, on the other hand - do we need more proof hehe :dead:

Can we count farm animals?

as long as they're male ;)

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lol

/me keeps his back to the wall.

I did mention his homosexual tendencies :), kissing a guy for several minutes whilst thinking it was your girl, to put it in sigrid's words : yer right.

:)

How does he have any time to do anything when hes milling about both here and in the AO section trying to get into my members pants.

looks like the last option is winning :D

Yea hehehe.. I'm wondering when he will speak up on this subject, he usually isn't this quiet in ANY thread!!! :D

He seem to have voted though as there is one vote for "yes all the time"


But indeed, its very silent so far ( so good ) ;)

Perhaps there is one of his loves in here which used to be a guy but converted to a girl or transvestite. They claim to be female all the time
That would explain the mysterious vote

There are Dutchies here so anything is possible.

does anybody actually care?

lol!

I chose the 3rd option as I know this through .......... *cough*

/me would like that explained in detail! :D

on the other hand... :no:

I just have sex all the time... With girls.. You damn bitches heh :)


I've been trying to get into half the AO sections pants and im still trying to seduce an unsuspecting legion female aswell!!!! MuahahahAHahaha

btw, I did NOT kiss the guy for several minutes you idiot heh. Im not even gonna tell that story AGAIN!!

Damn you all :D You're blowing my cover :D

which is that yer gay instead of straight
we only wanna protect the girl's feelings that you try to seduze whilst being a homo :p

(yet he uses the word 'blowing' again in his sentence)

Since when do you want to protect a girls feeling? What are you? A fag? heh.

Be a Man dude :D

in fact you are right for once, you hurt em and ill all comfort them and be their lovely saviour :p

Now thats a plan.. except then ALL girls you'll ever get, you'll have to live with the fact that Def2K has had them FIRST! Hehe! So you'll like be his personal trashcan for girls! :D

yea we dont want that, i mean, cmon who wants to be in the line after Def2k, damaged materials etc :p

Now, lets get this thread back to the part of Watson knowing this for sure!

We CANNOT ignore that statement ffs!

I want gossip! :D

ok i will organise a tupperware evening at my place so we can discuss these matters ;)

amazing what people do for stars :=)

You can have my leftovers razor, if that is what you are worried about :) heh :D

Afterall, you're a girls favourite second choice :D

I hate to have to break this to you Def, but that last girl was really a Man, Man.

/me hears the Crying Game soundtrack playing in the background.

JR

Id like to share a picture i found of Def2k, taken a few years ago when he just found out about his true nature, take a look:

http://www.seskinore-yfc.org.uk/images/caption.jpg

lies.

all lies.

razor and rico are lieing heh.. This reminds me tho.. I should call the girl... argh... damn :)

LOL! And there we have the proof! Mwahaha!

omg u didnt call that girl ? :dead:

cyber sex? :D

Well then she will just go to mr. 2ndpriority like we talked about already, so whats the problem hehe! :D

I dont see any problems there indeed ;)
/me rubs hands and laughs like Dr Evil

I just decided that not calling would be so much better then not being able to say a single sensible word on the phone heh :D