I take it the poor sod wants to join us with his alliance toon and is now testing the waters if we meet his maturity level :)
Im sorry to dissapoint you but the average Legion member does have to shave daily already, so once your daddy explained you how to shave feel free to contact any of our recruitment officers and im sure they will do their very best to give you the hardest kicking they possibly can.
Other than that a sad attempt to talk bullshit, should you ever get the oportunity try to book some courses at a trusted Legion member experienced in trashing people.
I recommend rids or Bob for all your cursing needs.
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