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Ehoy ! I Heard your car is broken , or maybe it's your computer ? You have NO TIME to send it for repairse or wait for a repairman ? Well i happen to have a perfect solution manual for you , with it's origins in Russia . O yes those people are great at finding fast and easy solutions . Here comes the manual for your car ... It can be also applied to any other broken thing in your house .


Your car doesn't start . You have tried everything .

Step A : Go out of the car and get a large hammer (small one will do as well , if no hammers are present in your car/house , take lifting jack instead ) .

Step B : Open your cowl , ( It's the door that is blocking access to your engine )

Step C : Take 30 steps away from your car . Take a good grip on the hammer/lifting jack and take a deep breath .

Step D : Lift the hammer/lifting jack above your head , put an insane grimace on your face and start running .

Step E : When your are about 10 steps away from your car start shouting out : START TO WORK U SOAB then hit your engine with the hammer .

Step F : Put the hammer away , take a deep breath again and smile to bypassers and your neighbours . Go inside your car and try to start it .

Step G : If it doesn't work repeat the whole operation from Step C . If it still doesn't work , your car is crap and you should by a new one or use a bicycle fs !