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05-11-2002, 02:06
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Two Hunters
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency
services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can
I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:
"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's
dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
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05-11-2002, 09:45
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Cannibal Clown
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lol, already read this one tho but its a good one
hunters r soo smart arent they 8)
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06-11-2002, 20:27
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nooooo!!!!! 8-O
they could have saved the guy :(
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23-11-2002, 00:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Link
nooooo!!!!! 8-O
they could have saved the guy :(
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But then there wouldn't be any Point to the Story would there.. 
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27-11-2002, 09:55
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Azuth, time for 'snus' soon lol :D
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30-11-2002, 05:05
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Speedy
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HAR HAR
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30-11-2002, 15:36
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LOL
LOL :=)
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01-12-2002, 21:02
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:=) :=) :=)
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07-12-2002, 18:46
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:)
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08-12-2002, 00:15
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does anyone else have some jokes?
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08-12-2002, 00:57
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Quote:
Originally posted by Accura
does anyone else have some jokes?
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whats a joke ?, i just read a hartbreaking story of 2 hunters prolly friends ;(
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08-12-2002, 17:15
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roflmao :D
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09-12-2002, 01:16
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Funneh :D
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14-12-2002, 00:36
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Sheeptastic
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Two muffins sitting in an oven
First muffin "Wooo sure is hot in here"
Second muffin "AAAHH OH MY GOD!! A TALKING MUFFIN!! AAAHH"
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