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Old 05-03-2004, 21:54   #1
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Crazy Germans!

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court rejected a legal bid on Friday by an unemployed man who wanted the state to provide him with free pornography and trips to brothels because his wife is in Thailand.
The court in the southern town of Ansbach ruled that social services did not extend to satisfying the 43-year-old's sexual needs after he attempted to sue his local welfare office because it had refused to finance his appetite for prostitutes and porn.

"He wanted them to pay for four trips to the brothel a month, eight porn films a month, plus condoms," said court spokesman Peter Burgdorf. "He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching porn."

The man had earlier asked the Foreign Ministry to fly his wife back from her native Thailand, to which she had returned in 2002, saying that he could not afford the ticket.

"He said he needed the services to keep himself fit and healthy because his wife wasn't available," said Burgdorf. "Now he's planning to contest the decision in the court of appeal."

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Old 06-03-2004, 06:20   #2
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Old 06-03-2004, 15:17   #3
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Laugh at this you may.. in Holland, disabled people actually get a tax deductable bonus for any visit to whores..

Sick country I live in :D
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Old 06-03-2004, 16:20   #4
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Laugh at this you may.. in Holland, disabled people actually get a tax deductable bonus for any visit to whores..

Sick country I live in :D
We know :)

(The sickest thing would be you as prime minister in Holland though heh)
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Old 06-03-2004, 23:59   #5
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It's pretty amazing though! I suppose living in a country like mine you're lucky to get anything from the government - let alone a whore allowance!
 

Old 07-03-2004, 12:14   #6
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It's pretty amazing though! I suppose living in a country like mine you're lucky to get anything from the government - let alone a whore allowance!
We get to much, thats why we got all those profitting foreigners here who profit of our welfare system :(
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Old 07-03-2004, 13:29   #7
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We know :)

(The sickest thing would be you as prime minister in Holland though heh)
Surely, it would be better then the Harry Potter look a like we have now heh :D
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Old 07-03-2004, 13:51   #8
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Old 07-03-2004, 14:54   #9
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wtb that welfare system.
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Old 07-03-2004, 15:50   #10
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we get a lot too

thats why we also have so much imigrants

dunno about the whore allowance tho

i didnt get it yet heh
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Old 07-03-2004, 22:16   #11
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we get a lot too

thats why we also have so much imigrants

dunno about the whore allowance tho

i didnt get it yet heh
With your disability it would just be a waste of good money annyway :D
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Old 09-03-2004, 09:28   #12
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heh

lol :) Germans/Dutch ppl.. sick ppl...
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Old 09-03-2004, 10:33   #13
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lol :) Germans/Dutch ppl.. sick ppl...
WORD ! :=)
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Old 09-03-2004, 10:37   #14
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we get fuck all.. it all goes to the imagrents!
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Old 18-03-2004, 13:48   #15
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hmm

wondering when the next so called warlord from Germany tries to take over the world ^^
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