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Old 07-06-2004, 23:07   #1
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An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man.
"You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. > > Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position > imaginable!"
" Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head "
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Old 07-06-2004, 23:19   #2
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HAHA
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Old 07-06-2004, 23:41   #3
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lol
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Old 07-06-2004, 23:56   #4
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rofl :=)
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Old 08-06-2004, 00:52   #5
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fubar and funny :) :=)
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:52   #6
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ewww

but lol
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:58   #7
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omfg harr harr!!! was wondering how you would rap it up :p
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Old 08-06-2004, 13:57   #8
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Heheh, class :)
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Old 08-06-2004, 14:24   #9
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Class for a necrophiliac joke, mmm...
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Old 08-06-2004, 15:29   #10
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YOU ARE ALL PERVERTS :yes:
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Old 08-06-2004, 19:55   #11
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*shakes head*

Oi.
 

Old 09-06-2004, 01:57   #12
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lol :D
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Old 09-06-2004, 11:39   #13
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classic :D
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Old 09-06-2004, 19:20   #14
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this is more like hourly meeting of spammers eheh :p
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Old 23-06-2004, 20:34   #15
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lol :D
 

Old 23-06-2004, 20:36   #16
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LMAO.... 8)
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Old 23-06-2004, 20:38   #17
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I love you :)

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Old 23-06-2004, 20:57   #18
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Haha- thats awsome.... I may have to take that joke and use it as my own.
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