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Gimme sushi or gimme death!!!1
Old 15-02-2005, 11:57   #1
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Gimme sushi or gimme death!!!1

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man pulled a knife in a convenience store early Sunday morning and threatened to kill himself unless he was given a meal of the choicest sushi.
The 68-year-old unemployed man barged into the store in the western city of Osaka after first setting fire to his nearby apartment, police said Monday. Newspapers said the man claimed he couldn't eat because his state benefit payments had been stopped.

Police overpowered the man after about an hour, during which time he ate bananas and helped himself to alcoholic drinks and vitamin supplements. Police declined to say whether he got any sushi.

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Old 15-02-2005, 12:07   #2
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Old 15-02-2005, 13:09   #3
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Hope he got his sushi since he wont be getting any in prison most likely
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Old 15-02-2005, 15:28   #4
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oh, he's getting some 'sushi' in prison alright... :-|
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Old 15-02-2005, 16:56   #5
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oh, he's getting some 'sushi' in prison alright... :-|
im not familiar with prison life :)
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Old 15-02-2005, 18:54   #6
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oh, he's getting some 'sushi' in prison alright... :-|
nah, tossed salad is the specialty in most prisons
 

Old 22-02-2005, 09:18   #7
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I'm glad on on the other side of the desk in courtrooms :p
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Old 22-02-2005, 18:01   #8
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oh, he's getting some 'sushi' in prison alright... :-|
i dont actually get this one i think.... elaborate :D
 

Old 24-02-2005, 12:34   #9
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i dont actually get this one i think.... elaborate :D
Sushi is not unlike tubesteak, if that helps.
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Old 24-02-2005, 16:46   #10
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A new person in prison is called a fish .And sushi is raw fish .....so after a few days in the showers this man will become what he so desired.... a raw fish ...:)
 

Old 24-02-2005, 21:38   #11
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A new person in prison is called a fish .And sushi is raw fish .....so after a few days in the showers this man will become what he so desired.... a raw fish ...:)
i know what sushi is :), just missed the new person being called a fish part :)

so thanks for info, i now actually know why i was correct in what i thought :)
 

Old 24-02-2005, 22:50   #12
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lol fucking looney
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Old 08-03-2005, 21:00   #13
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Old 09-03-2005, 07:48   #14
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Perkeo, you can add sigs thru the avatar option on the second options page (not in the normal signature section)
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Old 14-03-2005, 21:02   #15
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give the man some sushi :-|
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