I wouldn't be surpised if Rip had an original copy of the Bible laying around on stone tablets somewhere in his house. Old bum. :p
I wrote the original, based on stories Tob told me of his younger years.
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"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"